tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79808254214099695622024-03-12T17:42:40.089-07:00999 Reasons to Laugh at InfertilityUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-74113120377294625132012-06-30T09:09:00.001-07:002012-07-06T09:24:21.841-07:00CONTEST: Summer Book Giveaway!<b>
Congratulations to our randomly selected winners: </b><br />
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1) Emily, I would name my cookbook, "Cook, Bump, Baby".-Emily</div>
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2) CravingMommyHood, If I created a fertility cookbook, it would be called...Baby Ready Your Belly. Or something like that. :)</div>
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Please contact me to claim your prize: infertilenaomi(at)gmail.com </div>
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<b>Get fertile this summer!</b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman";">Win a copy of the new book, <i>Yes, You Can Get Pregnant: The Diet That
Will Improve Your Fertility Now & Into Your 40’s</i> by </span>Aimee Raupp <br />
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<a href="http://www.aimeeraupp.com/book.html">Aimee Raupp </a><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman";">is a </span>licensed acupuncturist and health and fertility expert. Her growing practice focuses on improving health and beauty,
preventing disease and increasing fertility among women whose health and wellness
are challenged by the demands, stressors and imbalances of Western culture. <br />
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<b>How to Enter </b><br />
Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name). </li>
<li>Finish this sentence, If I created a fertility cookbook it would be titled...</li>
<li>Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on <b>July 6, 2012. </b></li>
</ol>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-15710092552774835712012-01-27T07:32:00.000-08:002012-06-30T08:55:07.231-07:00Pre-Valentine's Day Giveaway!Congratulations to our randomly selected winner:<br />
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Nicole L.<br />
what it would be like to get a +hpt... Now I just get excited when I get a +OPK!!! Yay for :)s and ovulation~ now where's that baby? ;)<br />
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To claim your prize, please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com.<br />
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<b><span style="color: black;">*** </span><u><a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=221247&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack=">FairHaven Health </a></u></b><b><span style="color: black;">would also like to offer 10% off their online store </span><span style="color: black;">(excluding the OvaCue, OvaCue Bundle, and Vaginal Sensor).</span></b><b><span style="color: black;"> Enter coupon code: infertilenaomi</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. Now, help me ovulate. </span><br /><br />Forget flowers and chocolates this Valentine's Day! Nothing says romance then helping your honey ovulate.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">ENTER TO WIN!</span><br />
<br />One lucky winners will win a fabulous fertility prize package including:<a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?early-pregnancy-tests+FsTCYq+ovacue.html+"> </a><br />
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<li><a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=248069&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack="><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">OvaCue</span> Fertility Monitor</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=221247&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack="><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">FertilAid</span> for Men & Women </a><span style="font-weight: normal;">(2 month supply) </span></li>
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The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">OvaCue</span> Monitor helps to determine your most fertile days and is one of the most advanced fertility monitors available! <span style="font-style: italic;">Prize valued at over $400.00! </span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO ENTER</span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Your first name (real or at least a good fake name)</li>
<li>Your reason to laugh at infertility</li>
<li>One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on Feb 5, 2012</li>
<li>This contest is open to US residents only (due to duty charges for other countries). <span style="font-style: italic;"></span></li>
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<span style="font-weight: normal;">**Please note we cannot </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" style="font-weight: normal;">guarantee</span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> that your future baby will have the same eyebrows as the baby in the above photo. </span><br />
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1) Anonymous said... <br />
<dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-600344776734129227">My name is Cassey and my eggs are cracked. They slack but not as bad as this poem. I would like this checker so I can get my husband's pec.....nevermind, too much info.<br />I seriously would LOVE to have this! I just turned 30 and my husband and I have been ttc for almost 2 years. We're not getting any younger, so this would help us build the family we've wanted for so long! Thanks! Cassey Keel <br />
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2) N said.. <br />
<dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-8204330123973576921">Nathan<br />I am entering this for my wife<br />together, we want to create a life.<br />She works so hard to pinpoint the time<br />when her LH will have a rapid climb.<br />Shes given up everything unhealthy to increase our chances<br />Unfortunately we don't have the finances<br />to explore medicines advances.<br />She talks about this monitor a lot<br />We know it would give us a better shot.<br />I know if I could win this for her<br />she would be ecstatic, for sure.<br />I want to make her a mother<br />we want a little girl and then maybe a brother<br />Please please please let me win this gift<br />it would give our lives such a positive lift. </dd>
<dt>Please contact me to claim your prize -<span style="font-weight: bold;"> infertilenaomi at gmail.com</span></dt>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ENTER TO WIN!</span></span><br />Enter to win an <a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=248069&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack=">OvaCue Fertility Monitor!</a><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Your Ovulation Prize includes:</span><br />
~ An OvaCue Fertility Monitor (valued at $249) <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><br />
~ An <a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=248069&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack=">OvaCue Fertility Monitor </a>("<span style="font-style: italic;">Honey, let's get busy. My vaginal sensor is measuring an electrolyte change in my cervical mucus.</span>")<br />
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<a href="http://kristenmagnacca.com/books"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">HOW TO ENTER</span></span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name) </li>
<li>Write a short poem about ovulation (winners are chosen at random so even if your poetry sucks, you can still win)</li>
<li>Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">August 7, 2011</span></li>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">***NOTE: This contest is available to US Residents only!<br /><br />Check out<span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span></span><a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=248069&u=498939&m=16745&urllink=&afftrack=">www.ovacue.com</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span>for more details!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com75tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-88933674183902728582011-04-15T13:29:00.000-07:002012-06-30T09:05:15.870-07:00CONTEST- Book Giveaway for Him!CONTEST NOW CLOSED.<br />
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Congratulations to our winners!<br />
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<dt class="comment-author " id="c1994245710544067621">Cassidy said... </dt>
<dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-1994245710544067621">I said this to my husband yesterday - don't tell me not to cry over my period until you've had a period before.' I wasn't happy with him at all!!!! </dd>
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<dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-588142861780672966">Hubby said - at least we have a cute dog. Not a good thing to say to your wife after a BFN. </dd>
<dt>Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.<a name='more'></a></dt>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">ENTER TO WIN!</span></span><br />
Enter to win a copy of the new book, <span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1616080582/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=999reaso-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1616080582">What He Can Expect When She's Not Expecting: How to Support Your Wife, Save Your Marriage, and Conquer Infertility!</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=999reaso-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1616080582" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" width="1" /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://kristenmagnacca.com/books"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">HOW TO ENTER</span></span>Leave a comment below with the following information:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-style: italic;">Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name). </span></li>
<li><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Tell us one thing you shouldn't say to your fertility-challenged wife/partner.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-style: italic;">Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">April 24, 2011.</span></span></li>
</ol>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com68tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-30955538946316412482011-03-20T15:51:00.000-07:002012-06-30T09:05:26.950-07:00CONTEST- Win a Pre-Seed Combo Package!CONTEST NOW CLOSED.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations to our winner! </span><br />
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Kate said... <br />
<dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-842911342632691024">My most embarrassing infertility moment was when I got a peak reading on my monitor and a positive OPK. My husband decided to work a overtime shift. No problem, right? Wrong, he works 24 hour shifts. He had to explain to someone why he needed to come home for 3 hours to get coverage. He drove home, we had a quickie and he drove back to work. The entire fire department knew he came home for a quickie and that I was ovulating. Now, I get asked if I am "peaking" or not. UGH! <br />
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<dt>**Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.</dt>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">ENTER TO WIN!</span></span><br />Enter to win a fabulous fertility prize package from the Fertility Shop!<br />
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The <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://thefertilityshop.com/fertility/product_info.php?ref=48&products_id=87&affiliate_banner_id=1" target="_blank">Pre-Seed Value Combo</a></span> includes:<br />
~ Pre-Seed Tube Lubricant<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><br />
~ Five Pregnancy Strip Tests<br />
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<a href="http://kristenmagnacca.com/books"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">HOW TO ENTER</span></span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name). </li>
<li>Finish this sentence--> <span style="font-style: italic;">My most embarrassing infertile moment was...</span></li>
<li>One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">March 27, 2011</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></li>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">***NOTE: This contest is available to US Residents only!</span><br />
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(Don't forget to check out our fertility discounts page for 10% off <a href="http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/fertility-discounts/" style="font-weight: bold;">The Fertility Shop</a>)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com45tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-22437155509704670132011-02-14T17:30:00.000-08:002012-06-30T09:05:58.893-07:00CONTEST- Win a Fertility Book Package!<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GcQnJMt6Hi0/TVnZDE1jHuI/AAAAAAAAAEA/CrCpVynpyDA/s1600/love_and_infertility.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573724660708876002" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GcQnJMt6Hi0/TVnZDE1jHuI/AAAAAAAAAEA/CrCpVynpyDA/s320/love_and_infertility.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 217px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 195px;" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VfUbYBG0w-I/TVnc1W9CM6I/AAAAAAAAAEI/09wAQCGxzVQ/s1600/book.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573728823100453794" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VfUbYBG0w-I/TVnc1W9CM6I/AAAAAAAAAEI/09wAQCGxzVQ/s320/book.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 208px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 156px;" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations to our randomly selected contest winner!</span><br />
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<dt class="comment-author " id="c7206901190189129771">Sara said... </dt>
<dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-7206901190189129771">If I wrote an infertility book, it would be called...From 0 Sperm to Beta in 18.3 Months<br /><br />~Sara </dd><dd class="comment-footer"><span class="comment-timestamp"> <a href="http://999reasonstolaughcontests.blogspot.com/2011/02/contest-win-fertility-book-package.html?showComment=1297745622044#c7206901190189129771" title="comment permalink"> February 14, 2011 8:53 PM </a><span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1718571259"><a class="comment-delete" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=7980825421409969562&postID=7206901190189129771" title="Delete Comment"></a><a class="comment-delete" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=7980825421409969562&postID=7206901190189129771" title="Delete Comment"> </a> </span> </span> </dd></dl>
Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /><br />ENTER TO WIN!</span></span><br />Enter to win a fabulous fertility book prize including:<br />
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<li><a href="http://kristenmagnacca.com/books"><i>Love and Infertility </i></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">by Kristen Magnacca</span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1450229611?ie=UTF8&tag=999reaso-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1450229611">Surrogacy and Embryo, Sperm, & Egg Donation: What Were You Thinking? </a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By Theresa Erickson</span></li>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;">HOW TO ENTER</span></span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name). </li>
<li>Finish this sentence--> <span style="font-style: italic;">If I wrote an infertility book, it would be called...</span></li>
<li>One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">February 20th.</span></li>
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<span style="color: #666666;">Prize courtesy of </span><a href="http://www.kristenmagnacca.com/" style="color: #666666; font-weight: bold;" target="_blank">www.kristenmagnacca.com</a><span style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>and </span><a href="http://www.ericksonlaw.net/surrogacy-and-embryo-sperm-and-egg-donation-what-were-you-thinking" style="color: #666666; font-weight: bold;">www.ericksonlaw.net</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com57tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-82582107939691098822010-12-14T07:54:00.000-08:002012-06-30T09:05:40.727-07:00CONTEST- Win a Fertility Prize from Circle & Bloom!<span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations to our randomly selected winner! </span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Sharon said</span>... <br />
<dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dd class="comment-body" id="Blog1_cmt-7695380874514475054">"I will survive AND enjoy my infertile holiday because I have my family close to me, and they give me strength and hope. And margaritas." </dd></dl>
Please contact me at <span style="font-weight: bold;">infertilenaomi@gmail.com</span> to claim your prize.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Win your choice of ONE of the following </span><a href="https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=847091&c=ib&aff=103175&cl=54072" style="font-weight: bold;" target="ejejcsingle">F</a><a href="https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=847091&c=ib&aff=103175&cl=54072" style="font-weight: bold;" target="ejejcsingle">ertility Program </a><span style="font-weight: bold;">downloads including:</span><br />
1. Natural Cycle Fertility Program<br />
2. IVF/IUI Program<br />
3. PCOS Fertility Program<br />
4. Energy for Empowerment Program<br />
5. The Pregnancy Program (if you're feeling daring, that is)<br />
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Programs can be downloaded to your Ipod and computer<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO ENTER</span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Include your first name (real or at least a good fake name). </li>
<li>Finish this sentence--> <span style="font-style: italic;">I will survive (and enjoy) my infertile holidays because.... </span></li>
<li>One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">December 19,2010.</span></li>
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(If you don't want to wait for the contest, our friends at <a href="https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=847091&c=ib&aff=103175&cl=54072" target="ejejcsingle">Circle & Bloom </a>would like to offer 999 Reasons to Laugh readers a FREE journal and gift wrapping for those who buy the Natural Cycle or IVF CD sets. <a href="https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=692659&c=ib&aff=103175&cl=54072" target="ejejcsingle">Click here to view more details</a>).<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"During my IVF cycle, I loved listening to Joanne's IV</span><span style="font-style: italic;">F/IUI Fertility Program. I found it very relaxing and really liked that each daily session was only 10-15 minutes long so it didn't feel like a big commitment. I also found myself giggling as Joanne got me to imagine my uterus and ovaries and I always say that laughter is the best fertility medicine!" </span><br />
-Infertile NaomiUnknownnoreply@blogger.com80tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7980825421409969562.post-57118115398332017792010-10-27T11:36:00.000-07:002012-06-30T09:04:45.774-07:00CONTEST- Win a Fertility Prize Package!<span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations to our 2 randomly selected winners!<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Annabelle </span>"I am going to overcome infertility because . . . I WILL get pregnant!!"<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Hopelesslyttc </span> "I am going to overcome infertility because...if I don't, my wife and I might be repeatedly arrested for causing serious bodily harm to insensitive and ungrateful fertiles...and I really don't want to spend bunk-time with a huge guy called 'Bubba'!!" <span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br />
<a name='more'></a><br />***Please contact me at <span style="font-weight: bold;">infertilenaomi@gmail.com</span> to claim your prize.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>ENTER TO WIN!<br />TWO lucky winners will win a fabulous fertility prize package including:<a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?early-pregnancy-tests+FsTCYq+ovacue.html+"> </a><br />
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<li>The <a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?early-pregnancy-tests+FsTCYq+ovacue.html+">OvaCue Fertility Monitor</a></li>
<li>A copy of the new book, <span style="color: #000099;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1906821550?ie=UTF8&tag=999reaso-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1906821550">Fertile Thinking</a></span></li>
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<span style="font-style: italic;">(Click on the links to learn more about the prizes)</span>. The OvaCue Monitor helps to determine your most fertile days and is one of the most advanced fertility monitors available! The book, "Fertile Thinking," is a practical guide for women experiencing difficulties conceiving and helps her to gain a sense of control over the process and feel whole and happy. <span style="font-style: italic;">Prize valued at over $300.00! </span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO ENTER</span>Leave a comment below with the following information:<br />
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<li>Finish this sentence--> <span style="font-style: italic;">I am going to overcome infertility because...</span></li>
<li>Include your name (real or at least a good fake name).</li>
<li>Winners will be randomly chosen on <span style="font-weight: bold;">November 7th, 2010.</span></li>
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