999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility

Pre-Valentine's Day Giveaway!

2012-01-27T07:32:00.000-08:00

Congratulations to our randomly selected winner:

Nicole L.
what it would be like to get a +hpt... Now I just get excited when I get a +OPK!!! Yay for :)s and ovulation~ now where's that baby? ;)

To claim your prize, please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com.

*** FairHaven Health would also like to offer 10% off their online store (excluding the OvaCue, OvaCue Bundle, and Vaginal Sensor). Enter coupon code: infertilenaomi

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. Now, help me ovulate.

Forget flowers and chocolates this Valentine's Day! Nothing says romance then helping your honey ovulate.

ENTER TO WIN!

One lucky winners will win a fabulous fertility prize package including:

OvaCue Fertility Monitor
FertilAid for Men & Women (2 month supply)

The OvaCue Monitor helps to determine your most fertile days and is one of the most advanced fertility monitors available! Prize valued at over $400.00!

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Your first name (real or at least a good fake name)
Your reason to laugh at infertility
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on Feb 5, 2012
This contest is open to US residents only (due to duty charges for other countries).

**Please note we cannot guarantee that your future baby will have the same eyebrows as the baby in the above photo.

CONTEST- 'It's a Great Date to Ovulate'

2011-07-31T04:02:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to our randomly selected winners:

1) Anonymous said...

My name is Cassey and my eggs are cracked. They slack but not as bad as this poem. I would like this checker so I can get my husband's pec.....nevermind, too much info.
I seriously would LOVE to have this! I just turned 30 and my husband and I have been ttc for almost 2 years. We're not getting any younger, so this would help us build the family we've wanted for so long! Thanks! Cassey Keel

2) N said..

Nathan
I am entering this for my wife
together, we want to create a life.
She works so hard to pinpoint the time
when her LH will have a rapid climb.
Shes given up everything unhealthy to increase our chances
Unfortunately we don't have the finances
to explore medicines advances.
She talks about this monitor a lot
We know it would give us a better shot.
I know if I could win this for her
she would be ecstatic, for sure.
I want to make her a mother
we want a little girl and then maybe a brother
Please please please let me win this gift
it would give our lives such a positive lift.
Please contact me to claim your prize - infertilenaomi at gmail.com

ENTER TO WIN!
Enter to win an OvaCue Fertility Monitor!

Your Ovulation Prize includes:
~ An OvaCue Fertility Monitor (valued at $249)
~ An OvaCue Fertility Monitor ("Honey, let's get busy. My vaginal sensor is measuring an electrolyte change in my cervical mucus.")

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name)
Write a short poem about ovulation (winners are chosen at random so even if your poetry sucks, you can still win)
Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on August 7, 2011

***NOTE: This contest is available to US Residents only!

Check out www.ovacue.com for more details!

CONTEST- Book Giveaway for Him!

2011-04-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

CONTEST NOW CLOSED.

Congratulations to our winners!

Cassidy said...: I said this to my husband yesterday - don't tell me not to cry over my period until you've had a period before.' I wasn't happy with him at all!!!!
Bella said...: Hubby said - at least we have a cute dog. Not a good thing to say to your wife after a BFN.
Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.

ENTER TO WIN!

Enter to win a copy of the new book, What He Can Expect When She's Not Expecting: How to Support Your Wife, Save Your Marriage, and Conquer Infertility!

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name).
Tell us one thing you shouldn't say to your fertility-challenged wife/partner.
Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on April 24, 2011.

CONTEST- Win a Pre-Seed Combo Package!

2011-03-20T15:51:00.000-07:00

CONTEST NOW CLOSED.

Congratulations to our winner!

Kate said...

My most embarrassing infertility moment was when I got a peak reading on my monitor and a positive OPK. My husband decided to work a overtime shift. No problem, right? Wrong, he works 24 hour shifts. He had to explain to someone why he needed to come home for 3 hours to get coverage. He drove home, we had a quickie and he drove back to work. The entire fire department knew he came home for a quickie and that I was ovulating. Now, I get asked if I am "peaking" or not. UGH!
**Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.

ENTER TO WIN!
Enter to win a fabulous fertility prize package from the Fertility Shop!

The Pre-Seed Value Combo includes:
~ Pre-Seed Tube Lubricant
~ Five Pregnancy Strip Tests

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name).
Finish this sentence--> My most embarrassing infertile moment was...
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on March 27, 2011

***NOTE: This contest is available to US Residents only!

(Don't forget to check out our fertility discounts page for 10% off The Fertility Shop)

CONTEST- Win a Fertility Book Package!

2011-02-14T17:30:00.000-08:00

Congratulations to our randomly selected contest winner!

Sara said...: If I wrote an infertility book, it would be called...From 0 Sperm to Beta in 18.3 Months

~Sara; February 14, 2011 8:53 PM

Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize!

ENTER TO WIN!
Enter to win a fabulous fertility book prize including:

Love and Infertility by Kristen Magnacca
Surrogacy and Embryo, Sperm, & Egg Donation: What Were You Thinking? By Theresa Erickson

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name).
Finish this sentence--> If I wrote an infertility book, it would be called...
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on February 20th.

Prize courtesy of www.kristenmagnacca.com and www.ericksonlaw.net

CONTEST- Win a Fertility Prize from Circle & Bloom!

2010-12-14T07:54:00.000-08:00

Congratulations to our randomly selected winner!

Sharon said...

"I will survive AND enjoy my infertile holiday because I have my family close to me, and they give me strength and hope. And margaritas."

Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.
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Dreading the infertile holidays? Not anymore! Enter to WIN a Holiday Pick-Me-Up Prize from our friends at Circle & Bloom.

Win your choice of ONE of the following F ertility Program downloads including:
1. Natural Cycle Fertility Program
2. IVF/IUI Program
3. PCOS Fertility Program
4. Energy for Empowerment Program
5. The Pregnancy Program (if you're feeling daring, that is)

Programs can be downloaded to your Ipod and computer

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Include your first name (real or at least a good fake name).
Finish this sentence--> I will survive (and enjoy) my infertile holidays because....
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on December 19,2010.

(If you don't want to wait for the contest, our friends at Circle & Bloom would like to offer 999 Reasons to Laugh readers a FREE journal and gift wrapping for those who buy the Natural Cycle or IVF CD sets. Click here to view more details).

"During my IVF cycle, I loved listening to Joanne's IVF/IUI Fertility Program. I found it very relaxing and really liked that each daily session was only 10-15 minutes long so it didn't feel like a big commitment. I also found myself giggling as Joanne got me to imagine my uterus and ovaries and I always say that laughter is the best fertility medicine!"
-Infertile Naomi

CONTEST- Win a Fertility Prize Package!

2010-10-27T11:36:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to our 2 randomly selected winners!

1. Annabelle "I am going to overcome infertility because . . . I WILL get pregnant!!"
2. Hopelesslyttc "I am going to overcome infertility because...if I don't, my wife and I might be repeatedly arrested for causing serious bodily harm to insensitive and ungrateful fertiles...and I really don't want to spend bunk-time with a huge guy called 'Bubba'!!"

***Please contact me at infertilenaomi@gmail.com to claim your prize.

ENTER TO WIN!
TWO lucky winners will win a fabulous fertility prize package including:

The OvaCue Fertility Monitor
A copy of the new book, Fertile Thinking

(Click on the links to learn more about the prizes). The OvaCue Monitor helps to determine your most fertile days and is one of the most advanced fertility monitors available! The book, "Fertile Thinking," is a practical guide for women experiencing difficulties conceiving and helps her to gain a sense of control over the process and feel whole and happy. Prize valued at over $300.00!

HOW TO ENTER
Leave a comment below with the following information:

Finish this sentence--> I am going to overcome infertility because...
Include your name (real or at least a good fake name).
Winners will be randomly chosen on November 7th, 2010.