1) Anonymous said...
- My name is Cassey and my eggs are cracked. They slack but not as bad as this poem. I would like this checker so I can get my husband's pec.....nevermind, too much info.
I seriously would LOVE to have this! I just turned 30 and my husband and I have been ttc for almost 2 years. We're not getting any younger, so this would help us build the family we've wanted for so long! Thanks! Cassey Keel
- Nathan
I am entering this for my wife
together, we want to create a life.
She works so hard to pinpoint the time
when her LH will have a rapid climb.
Shes given up everything unhealthy to increase our chances
Unfortunately we don't have the finances
to explore medicines advances.
She talks about this monitor a lot
We know it would give us a better shot.
I know if I could win this for her
she would be ecstatic, for sure.
I want to make her a mother
we want a little girl and then maybe a brother
Please please please let me win this gift
it would give our lives such a positive lift. - Please contact me to claim your prize - infertilenaomi at gmail.com
ENTER TO WIN!
Enter to win an OvaCue Fertility Monitor!
Your Ovulation Prize includes:
~ An OvaCue Fertility Monitor (valued at $249)
~ An OvaCue Fertility Monitor ("Honey, let's get busy. My vaginal sensor is measuring an electrolyte change in my cervical mucus.")
HOW TO ENTERLeave a comment below with the following information:
- Include your first name only (real or at least a good fake name)
- Write a short poem about ovulation (winners are chosen at random so even if your poetry sucks, you can still win)
- Two lucky winners will be randomly chosen on August 7, 2011
Check out www.ovacue.com for more details!
Don't be late to ovulate. Wait. For my mate. Call it fate but I want to ovulate.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Cassey and my eggs are cracked. They slack but not as bad as this poem. I would like this checker so I can get my husband's pec.....nevermind, too much info.
ReplyDeleteI seriously would LOVE to have this! I just turned 30 and my husband and I have been ttc for almost 2 years. We're not getting any younger, so this would help us build the family we've wanted for so long! Thanks! Cassey Keel
My name is Denise and TTC is no joke. Doctor visits can leave you broke. Not trying pressure fate to populate because I want to ovulate. Just want to set a date to get down with my mate and 9 months later we'll celebrate.
ReplyDeleteMisty is my name.
ReplyDeleteNot ovulating is my game.
I've taken so many Clomid pills
and paid all my doctors bills.
Almost two years we've been trying to conceive,
It's hard to say and harder to believe.
I'd really love this monitor,
so sex can be fun, the way it was before.
My infertitly haiku
ReplyDeletePain, sorrow, fail, hope
must wait one more month to try
Baby, pure joy, MOM
This September marks year six.
ReplyDeleteWanting nothing but a baby.
All this time of timing sex.
To win this conest is a maybe.
Rachel doesn't ovulate. None of her fertile friends seem to relate. If she had a monitor she would know when to try. Right now she ends every cycle screaming why, why, why!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Michelle
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to be a mom
knowing when I ovulate would be da bomb
TTC is a very tough road
winning this contest might help me have a baby to hold.
Contest only open to US residents?
ReplyDeleteTHERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING WITH INFERTILITY IN OTHER COUNTRIES!!!!!!!!
From a very angry Englishwoman who has been suffering this infertility hell for over 6 years.
My name is Judi and here is my Ovulation Hiku:
ReplyDeleteEgg quietly grows
Timed sex, go sperm go!
Will they meet? Who knows?
My name is Salena. Here goes nothin...
ReplyDeleteCervical mucous is rather icky
Sometimes runny, sometimes sticky.
I'm tired of peing on little sticks
That are the size of candle sticks.
So please, oh please increase my chance
Of doing the happy baby dance!
My name is Shannon (skeenan76@me.com), just had a chemical pregnancy & an ectopic the last few months, so I can't wait to start trying again!!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
Infertility sucks
That's oh so true
But my question is
Now what do we do?
Win a fertility monitor
And get preggers in a few (months!)!!
Ugh, wish I was clever with words!! LOL
My name is Miche.
ReplyDeleteAn Ode to Ovulation
If sex is timed right, on that very night
Ovulating is cool, as it results in a little you!
Tamika: I don't believe I ovualate, I don't believe it's true. We try and try and try again, but still my period is due..
ReplyDeleteHey Candyfloss797,
ReplyDeleteThis particular contest is only available to US residents because the manufacturer will only ship to US because of duty. Any other country would have to pay duty which wouldn't make this a free prize. No need to get so angry at the contest. Save that for infertility. You know I'm from Canada right?
-Infertile Naomi
Ovulation is a game
ReplyDeleteI just can't seem to win
Everyday just waiting
For another chance to spin
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
I would love to win an ovacue!
Ovulation is a sensation most do not know,
ReplyDeletebut as trying to conceive ladies,
we just what it to show,
that we are ovulating,
so we can get our babies and finally take that vacation,
we could never afford when trying to conceive.
Melissa W.
I seem to have such bad luck
ReplyDeleteInfertility you suck!
All I want is what so many others have
I want to be a mommy and my husband a dad
Ovacue will you change my luck?
My name is April.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who infertility thought she was stuck it.
She won an ov kit
And then wouldn't quit
Now pregnant from sperm in a bucket!
It's been so long since I wrote a limerick, thanks for the opportunity!
My infertility haiku:
ReplyDeleteDoctors, medicine, charts
Not how I dreamed it would be
Will this be the month?
My name is Ian
ReplyDeleteI wish to help my wife,
So we hopefully can make another life!
She battles infertility everyday,
And if we win, we won't have to pay,
For our monitor we'd use everyday!!
There once was a girl from Missouri
ReplyDeletewhose infertility caused her misery.
Then she won an Ov Kit
and that was it,
the next month she was Prego!
I know the last line doesn't rhyme but hopefully it comes true!!!!!
Ovulation, determination, frustration
ReplyDeleteTTC, HSG, IUI , I want to cry
Can't do it alone, need something else
Winning this sure would help :)
the fertility gods have not been fair,
ReplyDeletewe try and try and they just don't care,
at the end of our rope my wife is so sad,
i'm beginning to wonder if i'll ever be a dad.
OR
Rose are red, violets are blue,
We want our first baby,
what the bleepidy bleedpidy bleep do we have to do???
OR
We NEED this fertility monitor,
oh is it true,
these things are so expensive,
and we just don't have the money in this down economy so hook us up, cool?
Kristi
ReplyDeleteSung to the tune of Do Your Ears Hang Low
Do your ovaries function well?
Or do they have a little trouble?
Can they ovulate on their own?
Or do they need some help from prescription hormones?
Can they grow mature follicles?
Or do you even know?
Do your ovaries work right?
Hannah
ReplyDeleteTo do it or not to do it
That is the question
Did I ovulate or Not?
That's the better question
DH Thinks always yes
To question number 1
After 3 long years of trying,Everyday seems like a constant struggle just to get through the day without crying.
ReplyDeleteSome say, "You have one."
ReplyDelete"Be grateful, be done."
"You don't need two."
But what's a mom to do?
To complete my family
I would like to be more than three.
Is it so wrong to want more?
To be an even four?
-Lea
Stephanie.
ReplyDeleteTrying, lying, crying - it's all a part of the game. It's been five long years, just want our dream to come true - give us two lines, pink or blue!
Ovulate? What's that? If it doesn't happen soon, I just might crack.
ReplyDelete-Jennifer
Today I've got a date with the dildo-cam
ReplyDeleteMy gyno says come back later this month's shot.
...wham bam thank you maam...
Back on the ovulation roller coaster, ready-or-not.
Thanks for offering the OvaCue give away. I would love to win this!! I've been off birth control for a long time. And unfortunately I am an old veteran with this stuff now.
my name is alex.
ReplyDeletetwo years of no baby still
tired of taking all these pills
dieting and exercising but still need help
all i feel is a great big welt....
im so bad at poetry
Jenna
ReplyDeleteToday marks year three
Of getting a cup and collecting my pee.
Oh,There have been double lines on my hpt
But none have made it out to my husband and me.
Sometimes I catch a glimpse of him getting sad,
Mainly it just makes me so mad, Simply cause I cant figure this out!!
Maybe this monitor will increase our luck
Hey, it's so smart it will even tell you when to fu.. No that's a bad word!!!
So for now I will be loyal to my test strips
Unwrap, dip, set on non absorbent surface and wait
Who knows, maybe this is just our fate!
But we're staying strong and trying not to hate,especially those who's babies came to them natural and they didn't have
To put up with all this hassle!!!!!!!!
Ovulate?
ReplyDeletethats a wise crack,
like an egg thats broke,
aint no joke when your whining,
crying,wanting a baby so bad all you do is dream about it.
Cant sleep, cant eat, want a baby and cnt figure out how to go about it anymore,
all our dream are now on the floor!
Julie
My name is Jen.
ReplyDeleteOh, ovulation, how you elude me.
Days turn into months, months into years.
Temperatures are unrealiable.
Maybe saliva and electrolytes would do the trick?
Thank you for the giveaway!
Jen's Haiku
ReplyDelete'Trying' is so hard
I can't seem to get knocked up
Leave's my aching heart
Ovulation Blues by Meg
ReplyDeletePeeing on sticks?
No to ovulation.
Temping?
No to ovulation.
Ultrasounds?
No to ovulation - but yes to the dildo wand.
Clomid helps?
Turns me into crazy.
Femara helps?
Turns me into crazy.
What to do?
I've got the ovulation blues.
My name is Karen & TTC
ReplyDeleteWhere are you, Ovulation?
Sounds so near yet so far.
Join us sex and have some fun!
Then I bake a bun in the oven for 10 months.
Boom! There comes a baby who calls me MOM.
Stephanie-
ReplyDeleteMany years we have been trying
Each month a little part of me dying.
To conceive before the end of years seven
would place us in our baby heaven.
Erika
ReplyDeleteI hate to wait to ovulate
Why must it take so long?
I pee on a stick,
While the clock just ticks,
I hope I don't interpret it wrong!
Ashlee
ReplyDeleteOv to the u to the lay to the tion.
Isn't all this waiting just amazing types of fun.
Whether you ovulate on time, or at random just like me.
A smile is always on your face when that ewcm you see.
Never thought I'd have to wait
ReplyDeleteTo learn when I ovulate
I would love to see a plus sign
and know the sign is mine
Ovacue - to the rescue!
I really want to be a mother
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not too late
I need to know when I ovulate
-Andrea
When I was younger,
ReplyDeletewe were told to wait.
Now that we're older,
we can't impregnate.
Melinda said....
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to be a mom
But when I was really really young
I was told it may never be done,
My eggs were few and far between
And olvualtion is something I rarely seen
This would help us so very much
Maybe we would have some luck
My name is Leslie and here we go.
ReplyDeleteSmart as a whip,
Pretty as can be,
Why in the world,
Did infertility happen to me?
I see my crackhead cousin
poppin' 'em out all over the place
I look at her,
and worry about the human race,
One day it will be my turn,
You dear just wait and see,
maybe it is a bit of a good thing,
That infertility happened to me,
You see, I am used to having it all right now!
But here, patience is the name of the game,
So I will wait it out,
never mind that lame (cousin)
Making a baby,
ReplyDeleteruled by hormones and cycles.
Sex on demand sucks.
Adney T
Jennifer
ReplyDeleteHas tried for 4 years
but all it's done is brought on tears.
my thyroid won't let me ovulate,
I have a big decision to make.
This monitor would help me see
which medical action is right for me.
Being infertile stinks,
ReplyDeleteMost would call it a jinx,
I'd love to win,
So I can pin-,
Point when my egg is released.
My name is Evie
ReplyDeleteI get pretty peevie
With such anxiety I shake my leg
I hate waiting on that egg
I wait and wait
But that egg doesn't take the spermie bait!
My name is Brandy and this is my "lovely" poem!
ReplyDeletePeriods are red, control lines are blue.
Having a child is suppose to be easy to do!
I've peed in cups and been endlessly poked! If I won the OvaCue Monitor I would be totally stoked!
No longer would I be finger checking my cervical mucus while in the loo. I would have the handy OvaCue!
I'm just waitin to "O"
ReplyDeleteAnd my eggs are a no show.
Infertility is lame
And Aunt Flo always wins the game.
Celebrating when I get LH lines
It's about time!
~Mary
Daily dreaming Yes no or maybe?
ReplyDeleteOne day will I have a baby?
Motherhood is blessing
Everyday of life keeps me guessing
My name is Virgie I'd like to have a baby even twins would be nice 8yrs of trying with one miscarriage a yr ago and now no luck Dr finally gave us clomid
ReplyDeleteClomid, clomid will you work if so I will not know opks just don't show for me but Dr say I do indeed "O"
ovacue can sure help us make our dream come true..
So clomid come on build these eggs, spermies catch those eggs singing yeah yeah..
How I want this OvaCue.
ReplyDeleteOh to have a little one.
I need another clue!
Please tell me I have won!
sonyamorris@carolina.rr.com
my body is broke
ReplyDeleteit ain't no joke
my eggs are stuck
i need some luck
as a mother I would be so great
if only i could ovulate
by stef
i need to this one.
ReplyDeletewhen someday to have little cute one.
please let us know if i won... =)
my number is 16262517621
ReplyDeleteOperation, Ovulation
ReplyDeleteFour years of trying
It's only been denying
PCOS messes up the egg dropping
All I dream about is this stopping
So I can become a mommy with a little application
To a tracked clear ovulation!
Thanks Jillain
My name is Lauren
ReplyDeleteI'm 23
I want nothing more
Than to conceive.
I have been doing
All that I can do myself
But the Ovacue Fertility Monitor
Would surely help!
Lfbs01@yahoo.com
My name is Brittney.
ReplyDeleteI'm not good at writing poems but here it goes:
I desperately want to be a mom
But infertility dropped a bomb
When there’s no found rhyme or reason
That egg won’t meet sperm and semen.
Test after test are stark white,
Which creates tears at first sight.
So when I ask “will I ever have my own?”
I hate that the answer is still unknown!
Name: Jenney
ReplyDeletePoem: An Ovulation Haiku
come on little egg
release your tight grip and drop
into open arms
Spermy spermy in his nads,
ReplyDeletemeet my eggs and make hims a dads!
Take my temp and shots of hcg,
screws up test strips on which I pee.
Say my prayers and wish on stars,
for a purpose to have baby seats in our cars.
Stupid PCOS and upon my life your irritance
Can't stop me and the hubby from enjoying the baby dance!
Lisa :)
Woe is me, woe is me
ReplyDeleteEver pregnant will I be?
Tons of money down the drain,
Tons of hope I can't contain.
Is IVF the next choice to be,
We do not have ten grand, you see.
And so we try and try again,
And hope that God will grant within,
A child or two that I will bare,
A son or daughter for us to share.
Rachel
Mindy
ReplyDeleteGave up caffeine and it's not going to so great, my poor mate.
I'm trying to tempt fate to help me ovulate. Praying for my period to be very very very late!
Wouldn't it be neat if our egg and sperm would meet.
ReplyDeleteA little bundle of joy, it might even be a boy!
So let's set a date and hope I ovulate!!!
Em
ReplyDeleteA Uterus I have none but at least my wife has one
So with donor sperm we contemplate
better be sure she'll ovulate
With Ovucue we'll hope for sure
If its time for a turkey baster
Nathan
ReplyDeletenjones1987@gmail.com
I am entering this for my wife
together, we want to create a life.
She works so hard to pinpoint the time
when her LH will have a rapid climb.
Shes given up everything unhealthy to increase our chances
Unfortunately we don't have the finances
to explore medicines advances.
She talks about this monitor a lot
We know it would give us a better shot.
I know if I could win this for her
she would be ecstatic, for sure.
I want to make her a mother
we want a little girl and then maybe a brother
Please please please let me win this gift
it would give our lives such a positive lift.
beep beep 4.30 temp check from mouth
ReplyDeletedo I sleep with head towards north and south
beep beep 5.00 pee time on stick
o lord when will I feel sick
beep beep five fifteen
time for lots of greens
beep beep five thirty
time for green tea
beep beep 6.00 am
do I listen AUM or circle bloom
bep beep 7.00 in morning
ready for work yawning
beep beep seven thirty
cereal, almonds, milk and pollen bee
beep beep clock ticks eight
another prego coworker throws around weight
half day its 12
life is still so dull
beep beep clock ticks four
pray that nurse calls for sure
beep beep 6 pm
hopes boil in moxa steam
twilight comes, darkness arrives
on my hope again I thrive
One more day comes to end
One angel plz god send
I am waiting with my open arms and soul
Oh god fulfil this ultimate goal
mylife seems hopeless and incomplete
without my darling baby sweet...
amen
My name is April.
ReplyDeleteWe want to have a baby
Definitely, not just maybe.
We try and try, it's always no.
I hope one day it will be so.
Stacy Lynn
ReplyDeleteOh I wish for the day when my ovaries work,
work without taking tons of meds & shots.
Oh I wish for the day when I'm done with OPKs,
because I'm so sick on peeing on sticks.
My name is Aimee:
ReplyDeleteOh for the days when sex was a breeze and something to do just for fun,
Instead of the "dance" without any pants, and my oven still missing its bun.
I want to support my wife
ReplyDeleteso we can get on with our life.
so oneday just maybe
we can have a baby.
Kurt
Sarah
ReplyDeletePeeing on sticks is getting old.
I'm about ready just to fold.
Can't figure out when I ovulate
And I also don't really know how to rhyme.