Friday, January 27, 2012

Pre-Valentine's Day Giveaway!

Congratulations to our randomly selected winner:

Nicole L.
what it would be like to get a +hpt... Now I just get excited when I get a +OPK!!! Yay for :)s and ovulation~ now where's that baby? ;)

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HOW TO ENTERLeave a comment below with the following information:
  1. Your first name (real or at least a good fake name)
  2. Your reason to laugh at infertility
  3. One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on Feb 5, 2012
  4. This contest is open to US residents only (due to duty charges for other countries).
**Please note we cannot guarantee that your future baby will have the same eyebrows as the baby in the above photo.

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100 comments:

  1. We've been trying for 3 years and my cousin conceived on her wedding night. AND she is only 20. That's a reason to laugh, right?

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  2. I want to win because I just failed my IVF and I cried myself silly at the donut shop. Some lady gave me a weird look and then I started laughing. I have turned crazy!!!

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  3. We've been trying to conceive for over 2 and half years ago.. We adopted a beautiful little girl. And guess what? We still didn't get pregnant..lol.

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  4. My reason to laugh: After two years TTC, my husband and I just had a conversation about how much money and effort we spent during the first five years of our relationship trying to prevent a pregnancy.

    Oh, if we'd only known the journey ahead.

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  5. My reason to laugh (albeit ironically): We have been trying for 11 years to have a baby and not only does my sister in law get pregnant, but I had a friend get pregnant just months after giving birth to her 2nd! It seriously made me so mad!

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  6. Reason to laugh? We at least I can get drunk while on my period that started a week late. After getting my hopes up, I need it.....

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  7. During the 4yrs my husband and I have been trying, my baby sister has had 3. I try to laugh. Doesn't always work.

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  8. My reason to laugh...after 3+ years of trying, two miscarriages, more meds than i can keep track of and a surgery to remove a polyp likely caused by all those meds, i've almost begun to believe all they hype that it'll happen when it's time! :)

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  9. My reason to laugh: Five women within my professional and personal circles have gotten pregnant "accidentally" during the three years I've been trying to get knocked up on purpose.

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  10. My reason to laugh: After about 2 years I started wondering if we were doing it right. lol I mean honestly!

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  11. Name: Eyleen Castro
    Reason to laugh: laughter is the best medicine to mend a broken heart and with the journey of infertility you get your heart broken every month thanks to wonderful aunt flow && all your pregnant facebook friends.

    Baby dust to you all♥

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  12. Lissa
    We have been TTC for 5 years reason to laugh and not lose hope my step daughter, nieces, nephew, all under 7yrs old pray every night for God to give me a baby and everytime they ask has God given you a baby yet!!!! I smile and say not yet, they haven't lost hope why should we!!!!!! :) <3

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  13. After 7 years of TTC, 4 years serving alongside my husband overseas with the military, and because all the young kids I used to babysit as babies now have babies of their own... I have to laugh, otherwise I'll end up crying and won't be able to stop.

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  14. My reason to laugh? The fact that I can drink to my heart's content for a week every month while all my friends (except the other infertile) are busy incubating and complaining about their cravings and stretch marks

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  15. My reason to laugh...

    We've been trying NOT to get pregnant for 10 years of the 12 we've been together. Our families have given up on us - they refer to our pets as the Granddogs. Now that we've decided to try to have children...it looks like they were right all along!

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    1. Aimee,
      It sounds like you and your hubbie could be me and my hubbie's doubles. We have been together 15 years (started dating as young teens) and were worried about getting pregnant. Now that we are 30, we are worried that we let our fertile years pass us by while trying to take care of everyone else's kids (we are teachers). Our families also recer to our dogs as the Granddogs.

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  16. Megan
    After 5 1/2 years of trying, with one miscarriage, I've seen 10-12 couples that were married at the same time as us conceive the 1st, 2nd, and most are now on 3. In particular, one of my closest friends I met when she was pregnant with her first after "struggling with infertility for 10 mo", she was 5 wks along. The first weekend away from their little girl, they left her with us and conceived their second, a boy. They are now expecting the arrival of number three within a month or so....
    I was the first of cousins and siblings on both sides of my family married. About a year ago 3 cousins were married, and 6 months ago my brother in-law was married. One cousin, when pressured about when they'll get pregnant pushes the attention off on me: "Us? Talk to her...". The other two cousins; one has a 6 month old, the other is almost due. A week ago we found out that my brother-in-laws wife (6 months married, 1 month off BC) is pregnant (and she has an extreme case of endometriosis!) Two of college roommates are married, both have PCOS. One went off of BC and conceived TWINS within a month; the other was married a year ago, in her second trimester....
    My reason to laugh: irony. And the fact that everyone has officially left me in the dust wondering, when will it be my turn?

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    1. A "friend" of mine told me they were having trouble conceiving number 2. I asked well how long has it been? She said 2 months (or so). I kind of snapped and told her not to come complaining to me until it had been over 10 years. I felt bad but was getting so tired of that and her "advice." Did she really think in 10+ years we hadn't tried pretty much everything! LOL

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  17. Megan
    ...and as soon as I post and leave, a pregnant someone on Facebook just posted a status that says "1cm! Yay!"...

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  18. My reason to laugh: While in a communal dressing room. A woman asked how I could leave my young baby at home. I have a big flabby belly with purple stretch marks from trying to get pregnant. She assumed it was because I just had a kid because she had a three month old (and an almost flat stomach, b****).

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  19. I keep an extra pair of socks in my handbag and also in my car's glove box, just in case I have a spur-of-the-moment appointment at the RE's office. Always prepared!

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  20. My reason to laugh...I always prayed for patience.

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  21. TTC with my DH for over 3 1/2 years. We laugh at our infertility because of how funny life in the bedroom has gotten! Putting pillows under my bum immediately after. Legs up on the wall. Have even tried hanging upside down off the bed!! Trying new positions because I have a tilted uterus. If we didn't laugh we'd lose our minds from the strain infertility and PCOS brings! :)

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  22. After TTC for 2 years, we joke about the effort previously to avoid pregancy - what was all the fuss about when it doesn't happen when you're ready. :-)

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  23. We've been TTC for 4 years now, if we don't laugh, we will mostly cry and there's no guarantee that we'll ever stop, so it's better just to keep moving forward and laugh along the way!

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  24. My name is alicia.. My hubby and I have been trying for 3 years and in the mean time my sister in law has had a little girl, then twins and now prego with a little boy!!! Haha atleast I am a wonderful auntie

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  25. My reason to laugh is that Lord know the best so doesnt matter what we do or try.....he knows the best and life is in his hands...and we take fertil aid :-)

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  26. after 5 years of no success and 3 miscarriages , we started taking fetiliaid and my husband has 2 kids from a previous marriage and people ask me do you think its him? hah thats something to laugh about when he already has kids

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    1. My husband has a daughter from a previous marriage and we have been trying for 5 yrs and it is him crazy weird huh?!

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  27. Hi ! My name is Penni and after 13 years of trying to conceive thanks to pcos , I want to laugh in the face of infertility with the amazing help from fertilaid . =)

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  28. My name is Tara. My reason to laugh is all of the numerous positions we have tried. IE: butt in the air, legs one air, odd placement of pillows, and my personal favorite, mocking on wood constantly so I don't jinx anything. Hey, anything that helps right? Lol

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  29. my name is kaylee i have been trying for 4 years i laugh as i wached my sister have two children when she didnt want any. now i have a niec thats alomst 4 and a nefu that is 4 months i love them to death. they give hope that i can someday have kids of my own.

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  30. Hi, my name is Nichole and Laugh in the face of infertility with the help of my support group. I believe even a broken clock is correct twice a day so there is always hope though there may not be money :O)

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  31. My reason to laugh: been ttc for almost 6 yrs and see a druggie get pregnant one after another and horribly neglect her children.I've gotten to know these kids and it makes me smile and die a little inside at the same time when they tell me they wish I could be their mom because I act like a mommy should. I just smile and tell them that I am thankful for what I have and when its my time I will be a mom and until I am I will share my love with them and there is always room in my heart even after I have my own

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  33. My reason to laugh.... We have been trying to have a baby for 5 years, after 9 miscarriages I got pregnant for the 10th time, that pregnancy ended in an ectopic and I lost my left tube and ovary. BUT-2 months after my emergency surgery we were blessed to become foster parents to 3 siblings who keep our minds off ttc (and who have come from a home of abuse and neglect), and bless us with their laughter and smiles everyday. Out of bad has come some good, we are able to give them everything we possibly can while we await the day we are blessed with a child of our own. As we wait we will continue to always treat our foster kids as our own, because they have given us a reason to laugh again.

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  34. Lisa and...
    My reason for laughing? I knew before the age of 16 that I had pcos. My husband loves me as is. Thousands of dollars in debt to the medical profession...still empty arms. I can crack infertile jokes that I think are hilarious, but noone else does. Apparently I am to treat my fertile shortcomings more seriously. Heck no!
    So...this could help us (since pee stick OPKs don't work) and maybe if we succeed...then people could laugh at my jokes as I am holding my new baby!

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  35. I laugh because after being passed and lapped a couple times and we have only been TTC for 3 years. No one asks us any more "When you are going to have kids?" For fear I will burst out in tears...I laugh because I am happy for them and can truely be happy for them.

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  36. My Reason to Laugh- I used to dream about what it would be like to get a +hpt... Now I just get excited when I get a +OPK!!! Yay for :)s and ovulation~ now where's that baby? ;)

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  37. Cassie(wants to be a mommy)January 27, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    After TTC for 3 years you try to laugh at all the people posting about their "accidental pregnancies" and wonder what the hell you've done wrong to keep you from getting the one thing you want most....and your friend asking you to adopt her unborn child because she can't care for anohter one...sigh...

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  38. Been trying for over a year now to get pregnant. I have had 2 cousins who have gotten pregnant in the last year. One of which was trying for over 3 years then finally stopped trying and got pregnant! Maybe that is not something to laugh over but it is still a very happy moment!

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  39. My name is Randi and my reason to laugh is that I often look through celebrity mags and wonder which celebrity I will be pregnant at the same time as.. Right now I'm thinking it will be someone like Selena Gomez or Elle Fanning *rolls eyes* They're so young, that gives me plenty of time, right? Right!?

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  40. After being told at work that I should be the one killed if someone were to rob us (because I am the only one without children)... I have decided to at least once a week pick a "friend" and tell them that they look just awful, ask them how they slept last night and then tell them I was "only" able to sleep for 8 hours because I took a nap after I got home from work the day before....take those insensitive comments fertiles!

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  41. Just when I thought there wouldn't be any more pg announcements at work for a while a gay coworker announces that he and his husband are expecting. Even gay couples have less trouble geting pg than us.

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  42. I would like to win these product because it would be excellent choice to help me conceive my first baby

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  43. My name is Jessica and my reason to laugh at infertility is my husband's endless attempts to make me laugh through my tears. Whether he is pretending to drink from my OPK sample cup or giving his little swimmers a pep talk, he is always trying to make me smile, no matter how often our hearts are breaking!

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  44. My name is Leann & we have been TTC baby #2 for well over a yr now (18 mths). I have to laugh because if I had known it was going to take this long, we wouldn't have taken measures to prevent it after our 1st child was born.

    Thanks for the chance at this. God knows we need all the help we can get. ;-)

    ziggy28028 at yahoo dot com

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  45. One reason to lAugh at infertility is cuz when u least expect it it happens. We tried for our 2 yr old for 3 yrs and when we decided to visit Disney land jan first 2009 it was closed two weeks later we made plans for knotty berry farm amusement park visit and got there at 3pm and it closed at 6pm and didn't wanna pay full price for 3 hrs. On jan 25 2009 we found out I was preg With her and thought there was a reason no plans were working out.

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  46. I laugh at how crazy it all makes me feel...as though I have any contol. Seriously. It's not really up to me no matter how hard I try and try.
    XOXOLiz

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  47. one reason to laugh at infertility is god knows best and you might as well laugh and be happy cause it wont happen till god wonts it to.

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  48. I have pcos and ttc for 10 years and my reason to laugh about my infertility is that for now my only babys are my dogs and when family comes over I always tell my dogs not to try to bite grandma or there cousins and the faces of my family is so funny

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  49. After over 2.5 years of ttc I finally went for a laparoscopy and the anesthesiologist gave me a drug that made me so giddy I couldn't stop laughing. I felt like the happiest infertile in the world! And after the surgery I learned that my right ovary was good but the right tube was not, while my left tube was good but my left ovary was not. Just my luck!

    "Aunt Flo is coming over again, Doc. Can you give me another shot of that happiness drug?"

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  50. Hi my name is Stacy and my reason 2 laugh 1 infertility is because peeing on things 3 times a day has become my new favorite past time! After 36 cycles of ttc u would grow tired of that!

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  51. After 6 years of TTC and 2 losses, we now laugh at the fact that we both were trying to prevent pregnancy before. Not to mention I was never a big planner before and now we plan everything from when to temp, and when I have to take vitamins and when to BD. It's all a bit crazy, but if we dont laugh about it, we'd just be depressed.

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  52. My name is jennifer, My reason to laugh is because march 2011 i ended up having a tubeical pregnancy and then we tried to prevent getting pregnant and got pregnant again with trying to prevent it lol. Unfortantley we had lost that one too it became a belighted ovum!So we are still trying!

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  53. My name is Emily. I laugh at fertility because if I don't I will just cry instead! And I have become quite a superstitious, alternative-medicine -loving freak over this whole thing: elephants everywhere, herbs, herbs, herbs, acupuncture, smudge sticks, fung shui...you name it. It actually is VERY funny.

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  54. i can laugh at fertility because i dont let it get me down, we all ways laugh and joke about infertility because our problems with infertility are not what makes us the couple we are....our love, overcoming any problem and going through this journey together its what we are :)

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  55. Name: Kristi
    Reason to laugh at infertility: Your D-M-E- if you do and your -A-N-D if you don't (have sex before marriage that is).

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  56. Name Sonia Sage
    Reason to laugh: Everyone in my town is pregnant, people keep telling me its in the water, Ive been drinking the water for 28 years and have never once been pregnant. Wonder when I should break the news to them :-)

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  57. My reason to laugh at infertility: I work with families with abuse and neglect cases and have witnessed abuse in front of my eyes, yet I can't have the child I long for! I also laugh at it because it would be sweet if I could really take a vacation every time someone told me to!

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  58. TTC 5+ years...I'm tired of crying about it so I finally accepted the fact that it might just be the hubs and me growing old together.

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  59. Mimsi,
    I'll laugh at infertility when I finally have my baby in my arms. That's when I'll laugh!

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  60. My name is Karin and my reason to Laugh? Being able to do "it" where ever and whenever I want! Ha ha!! Take that date nighters!

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  61. Name:Sabrina (Sterile Carol)

    My reason to laugh #1: I started being picky about my spaghetti sauce brand because something in the house should be prego.
    My reason to laugh #2: When my RE is specifically telling us when to have timed intercourse, My husband brags to his friends that he has an Rx for sex!

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  62. Name: Alicia MCS
    My reason to laugh #1: Just finished treatment for my first ectopic pregnancy after 2 miscarriages, and all I could say to my OBGYN was "Hey, 4th times a charm, right? I mean, how many childless women can say you've seen their naughty girl bits more than their husband?"
    My reason to laugh #2: After finishing my last methotrexate injections, hubby and I went to IHOP and ordered breakfast and the waitress asked how he wanted his eggs and I blurted out "Preferably fertilized and NOT in my fallopian tubes next time!"

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  63. Name : Jenn
    My reason to laugh, is that it beats crying most days. After trying for almost 9 years and losing 4 babies I'm hoping we get our take home baby one of these days.

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  64. My name is Crystal and my reason to laugh at infertility although i have been trying to conceive for 8+ year's now is I'm a home health aid and my client asked if i had any kids i told her no and how long i have been trying she began to inform me on HOW TO HAVE SEX MIND YOU THIS IS A 98 year old WOMAN WITH ALZHEIMER'S WITH12 KIDS I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T FORGET HOW TO MAKE A BABY SHE ALMOST HAD ME THINKING I WAS DOING IT WRONG LOL DARN THIS PCOS

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  65. My name is Chibithulhu, and my reason to laugh at infertility is my husband and my furbaby (our miniature poodle) He manages to bring smiles and belly laughs to both of us even on the worst days. Like the day I found out that ALL FOUR of my sister-in-laws are pregnant at the same time.

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  66. DH and I have a good laugh coming up with all our 'excuses' for not having children yet. From, we want to have a college fund well established first, to we can't agree on nursery decor yet. ANYTHING is better then the in-laws asking if I've heard of ovulation tests,BBT, or telling me how to have sex! Two years and counting...

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  67. Name: A. Crazy Infertile (luvbug811) and my reason to laugh is because out of all of our friends, only my DH can complain about having "too much" sex. The look on his buddies faces is always PRICELESS. They don't know our struggle so it always makes me giggle.

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  68. My name is Emily
    The only reason I can now laugh at IF is because of this community. Without you guys I would still be a mess!

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  69. Name Rocio Martinez
    My reason to laugh is seeing women i know get pregnant left and right with out planing or wanting to have a baby then they come out and say yes ive been planing for this(when they do nothing but party everyday) Drink untill they drop n other things :/ ....lol

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  70. My name is Michelle Lynn- Reason to laugh at infetiliy: After my miscarriage,found out my cousin was expecting her 2nd baby while on vacation with her to "distract me from pregnant people" as she put it....well that was the plan. FAIL.
    To top it off her Hubby said "lets get icecream-no wait cheesecake" she says "whos pregnant here?" I without hesitation said "well its not me" DOUBLE FAIL

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  71. Reason to laugh- every time I get on facebook one of my friends are pregnant, its always somebody new. They are always talking about their new baby. I've been trying to have kids for 3 years now. But I keep telling myself it will happen to me, God is just waiting for the right time.

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  72. My reason to laugh at infertility is I can't get pregnant and my friend who doesn't want any more kids keeps getting pregnant. Okay, I am not laughing but she seems to think it is funny!
    I do think its funny when my husband looks at me, touches my forehead and says, "Hmm, I think you are ovulating, lets go make a baby!". Of course, he says this on any given day he feels a little frisky! sonyamorris@carolina.rr.com

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  73. My very sweet & very fertile friend recently told me over dinner that she has to have a minor surgery to "tack" her bladder back up after carrying & birthing 3 rather large boys....hmmm, I'll never have that problem.

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  74. My reason to laugh: I am "Infertile Anesthesiologist" with secondary infertility. Day job? Anesthesia for essures and ablations. Women who can't wait to plug their tubes and scar their uteruses to not have babies or periods. Night job? I'm on call for OB at my nearby hospital, providing epidurals and spinals for C-sections. Talk about infertile hell. I'm surrounded by women who have gotten pregnant.

    My period started yesterday. After my second IUI, femara and injections, ovarian hyperstimulation (pause for 2 months), 5 months failed clomid, and one ectopic. I didn't even get the chance for a BFN. AF 3 days early...

    After two boxes of tissues, my husband holding me all day, I found this website and found a reason to laugh again. And cry at the same time.

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  75. Sara

    My reason to laugh is that while the great state of WA has deemed us fit to be the parents of our nephew, Nature has not.
    Talk about a slap in the face. I can't seem to get and stay pregnant. However my sister-in-law who can't stay off drugs has absolutely no problems.

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  76. After multiple failed IUI's and IVF's we get pregnant with twins on an IVF cycle and at 10 weeks miscarry. A week later at work one of the staff here looks at me and says "I can tell someone is going to be sharing a secret soon." then whispers "I think it's a girl." HAHAHAHA, at least the fertility meds can make me LOOK pregnant!

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  77. We have been trying for almost 3 years now but we can no longer afford to get any treatments as we do not have thousands to spend every month, in that time my best friend got pregnant " accidentally" on birth control, as did my little sister. And just a few weekends ago I went to a "Girls night" which naturally is supposed to mean wine, munchies, and being dorks. I walk in and five minutes later my friend pulls me aside and says, Erin, I have to tell you something... I'm pregnant, now mind you this is her 2nd child out of marriage and on state assistance. Then 3 hours later another friend there tells me she is pregnant, and in her 2nd trimester already, and once again with her second child without being married and on state assistance... 2 in one night... and one of them insisted on drinking 3 glasses of champagne, and both of them smoke... and next weekend I have to go wedding dress shopping with both of those preggos... they said it is supposed to be a mini vacation... I lol cause yeah maybe for them it will be!!

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  78. Well my name is LisaJo Green I am 36 yrs old and I have been preggo once by IVF and lost early. My DH and I have been married 12 yrs and no children. we have raised many cats and dogs as children and they are no gone. I have 4 sisters who have children and about 6 months ago found out my younger sister is expecting twins after her youngest is 8 years old, wow now that's a slap in the face. No one ever thought she would end up preggo again. I always laugh at holiays when we get together and hope that one day when I have children they will have someone to play with whose their age, but then I look at them and I see babysitters (they will all be old enough, if and when it happens) I had at christmas said to my mom, "It seems as though everyone has given up on Us having children." My mom just says, "honey, you don't talk about it anymore." Do they not know it's hard to talk about something that you WANT and DESIRE so bad... I cry about this but on the other spectrum I am also laughing cause it hurts soo bad. I & my DH have been talking your products now for 3 months and hopefully I am hjoping and praying by the "GRACE" of God that this will be our month.

    As others say... "Baby dust to Us All"

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    1. I know the feeling. I always say if there was a switch where I could shut off the desire to have kids I probably would have by now. I am just not ready to give up. We have been married 13 years. We have never actually had a positive pregnancy test. I did IVF in 2008 (13 eggs removed and fertilized, 8 transferred in 1 fresh two frozen cycles 2,3,3). My younger sister has had her two and is done having kids before I even start. My sister in law is pregnant with her 2nd. We are military so there is ALWAYS MANY pregnant women around (not sure why they seem far more fertile, lol) so I am always forced to deal with my feelings. Just a rough situation however you look at it. Praying for you and for us all!
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  79. Renea Hamstra
    Laughing is the best way to past time...with ttc it makes time fly...Literally

    What I laugh at is the day a person starts TTC EVERYONE AROUND THEM GETS PREGNANT! No joke its like baby boom every week when I log onto facebook!
    Ga ha ha baby progress updates in my news feed all the time!
    Hugs & Baby Dust.
    Income taxes will be getting me this monitor if I dont win!

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  80. My name is Debbie and my reason to laugh:
    I was diagnosed with PCOS at age 16 and its been, oh, 5 years since I've ovulated. My husband has azoospermia as a result of a birth defect. Literally everyone of my friends has had 2 or more children since I've been married, four years ago. My "best" friend is currently pregnant. She's also the one who told me that we should be pregnant together so we can complain about being pregnant. But I know that I was meant to be with my husband when we learned that I have too high testosterone and my husband has low testosterone. Talk about a match made in Heaven :)

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  81. Hi, Shana here. I was diagnosed with Sever Endo in 2006, PCOS in 2010 and have been TTC for over 8 years with no chance of ovulation. We are moving onto IVF, and my reason to laugh is all the people out there that try and make me feel better and tell me to "relax, it will happen when it's supposed to happen" yeah well tell that to the teenager that get's pregnant at a drop of a hat. Like that was supposed to happen....... Right? HAHA

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  82. Hi! My name is Emily.
    My husband is in the Army. We have been married for 3 years and have been TTC since the beginning. We were about to start fertility testing when he deployed to Afghanistan for a year. He is now finally home long enough to start the process. My reason to laugh is that after being apart for two out of the three Valentine's days that we have been together, the only day my husband could schedule his SA was on February 14th. How romantic. Sometimes you just have to laugh.

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  83. February 22 marks the 7 year mark of TTC; I laugh because for 7 years we've managed to try just about ever position we've heard will work, we've tried every old wives tale anyone has told us and our only response to the question "When are you going to have another baby" is "God gave a virgin a baby, when he's ready we'll be next. Until then we'll continue to make sure neither of us are virgins".

    Lets face it, with the last name (Jinx) everything in life is a joke. :)

    Julie Jencks

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  84. I laugh because there are so many more options for helping infertility then what the doctors tell you.

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  85. I laugh that everyone thinks me working with children will show me just how troublesome kids are and that I'll be greatful that I don't have any of my own. Childcare is NOT birth control! But then again... I'm still not pregnant so maybe it is... hmmm... lol

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  86. Hi my friends call me Nicky, been ttc for 5 years now. Every year that goes by is just so frustrating! I've been on fertilaid for 4 months now but still nothing. I want to win cause I want my husband to try fertilaid for men. I think I have been so selfish that all this time I've been ordering for me only. I've also tried the tea, I'm not a tea drinker but fertilaid tea is actually good. Well I will laugh at infertility and PCOS when I'm finally pregnant!

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  87. Hi my name is Nancy and my reason to laugh at infertility is that Aunt Flo aka my period has decided to laugh at me and has gone from being semi regular last year to less and less regular to finally not showing up and no I am not pregnant. So laugh on Aunt Flo but it will be who will have the last laugh when we finally end up pregnant:)

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  88. One of the reasons I laugh at infertility is my post-it-notes on all the toilets in our house reminding me I can't pee until X-time before I take an ovulation prediction test.

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  89. I laugh at infertility because for the first time in my life, I have a job that I LOVE (work from home), and my insurance SUCKS. When I had a state govt job, they would at least cover one round of IVF, this job only covers the infertility diagnosis!! *eyeroll*

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  90. I have been trying for the last 5 years. All while workin in a dentist office on a floor where there are 2 ob/gym offices and an ultrasound clinic. I can't ride the elevator or go to the bathroom without a pregnant woman being there. For some reason patients think our office is a pregnancy center and keep coming in like they have an appointment!

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  91. How about after 2 miscarriagesand lots and lots of trying inbetween my husband said to me the other day. "wait you need to be ovulating to get pregnant?"

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  92. My nieces make me laugh everyday. Without them I would just be lost. I have been ttc for 18 years.

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  93. I am Jae-AMIE, the white cousin of rapper Jay-Z, with my new hit song: I've got 99 problems, but a kid ain't one. Hit me!

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  94. Lisa
    Because my sister had unexplained infertility....and finally conceived #2 after trying 7 yrs for the first one and another 7 for the 2nd. My sister-in-law hasn't caught either in 8 yrs of marriage and we haven't caught in 5 yrs of marriage (or 7 yrs of dating prior to marriage). I laugh because God has a plan, but I don't get it. A joke w/o a punchline. Maybe if I understood my insides better, then I would understand the joke.

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  95. Jess

    My reason to laugh at infertility? Another women told me on Friday that maybe it will happen if I just relax...

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  96. Lisa

    I get congratulated for our impending miracle by random people....which there is no impending miracle. I'd like to get knocked up so my gut can stick out naturally and I can wear the comfy preggy pants. Hee hee!

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